Mystic Pickle

Bought for a Christmas pickle gift and it has been a lot fun. Sound is clear. The pickles funny predictions have been a cute addition to our holiday fun.

Perfect for boys 5-75. clever voice. Kinda pricey, but lots of fun.

This is simply hilarious. It has so many responses and a funny little accent that you can't help but laugh. Makes a great gift for anyone.

Great gag gift! Fun to use and good quality.

Move over Magic 8-Ball, the Mystic Pickle has entered the jar—and it’s dill-iciously prophetic. At first, I thought this was just a novelty item. A pickle with a psychic side? Sounds like something invented during a particularly spicy dream after eating gas station sushi. But oh, how wrong I was. This fermented fortune-teller knows things—PICKLE TRUTH. Ask it if your crush likes you? "Only if you bring snacks." Wondering if you’ll get that raise? "Unlikely, unless your boss is also a cucumber." Every response is a bite-sized nugget of vinegary wisdom. It’s like the universe itself got drunk on brine and decided to answer your questions with sass and sass alone. Pros: Gives eerily accurate advice, like “Eat tacos” (I did. Life got better). Offers over 100 witty responses that rival your snarkiest friend. Doesn’t judge, even when you ask it if you should text your ex. Cons: Doesn’t come with actual pickles. (Disappointing but fair). May cause existential crises if you take its prophecies too seriously. ("Your destiny involves socks. Beware.")

Perfect white elephant gift! It's hilarious!

After they tried mine, Had to order extras first relatives

It was funny to gift a pickle that talks & everyone got a quick chuckle out of it. However, the fortune sayings aren’t that funny and it’s hard to hear because the speaker isn’t great. I wish the voice was different and had more entertaining sayings. Still, it did its job as a gag gift.