Luigi A Number One: Why Luigi is the Best Thing to Ever Happen to This Godforsaken Planet That We Live On Paperback – August 4, 2019

If you could save one being in the world from being destroyed while all humanity is, who would you save? The correct answer is Luigi, if you disagree you're wrong. Luigi is a god amongst men, and deserves as much praise as this book shows. I pray to our lord and savior Luigi every night and this book is used as a bible with prayers casted away inside the delight. Every family needs one of these in their homes, to appreciate our supreme being to the heavens. Luigi is love, Luigi is life, and nothing will ever change that. Pray to the deity!

Great fun facts and hot takes about the Green Man himself. I love this and would have included two things:1. in the instrument section -he plays double bass.2. in the LGBT section - his interactions with Prince Peasley are read by many to be gay in nature. He pokes Luigi in the butt with his sword which causes Luigi to blush, etc. (And in the the 3DS remake, Peasley makes the screen go rainbow when he enters.)3. Everything in this book is perfect, I love Luigi. Thank you for your public service.

Ah, yes. The man, the myth, the legend himself. Green Luigi. It's about time the man of the hour, and every hour, got his own book. But not just shut book. A Bible to live and breathe by. Every day, I wish I could live in Luigi's overalls, and now I can learn to do just that. I'll use this book to mold my very way of life around the better brother himself. Let's all do what's morally right and follow in the green man's footsteps, together.

One night while sitting at home taking bong rips and smoking copious amounts of wax, as one typically does. Around 11pm I stump upon this ABSURD title of a book... and I just had to get it. Let me tell you what people, This Mf don’t miss!!! #5/5⭐️YelpReview. Kinda like a dope magic mushroom trip, I left seeing Luigi in a whole new light!! Deff a must cop situation over here fammo!!

I ordered this book on a whim. I am a Super Mario Bros fan, and Luigi is a Mario Bro, so I figured I would give it a shot. What I found was nothing less of the truth, of how Luigi is god and should be treated as such! I do not know how it slipped from me before - all the signs are right there! But, if you are a dunce like me and need them pointed out to you, you need this book. It is a holy text that can, and should, surpass the Bible. Glory to the Mustachioed LORD of the Universe, for he givith spaghetti and he takeith away spaghetti. Thank you.

This is actually the best book in existence, it’s almost as good as the green man himself Weegee. This book truly encapsulates how Luigi is the best thing to ever happen to humanity, out of all the books I have read this is the best by far. And if you want to start a religion or cult about Luigi send me a message on discord Luigi#8296

I will be handing this book out as serious literature to my friends who, sadly, have fallen into the sin of thinking Mario is the cooler brother. Armed with such knowledge and irrefutable evidence of Luigi's greatness, I will conquer their misconceptions and guide them towards the glowing green light of our god. It's 69 pages of glistening gold (and green) and I urge you to consider adding this to your armada of Luigi love.

Before reading I was a nonbeliever. But after reading this book, it really opened my eyes to the beauty of our lord and savior Luigi. I am now an avid believer that Luigi one true God and that everyone else is wrong. Luigi is superior in every way.

Beutifull! This book has changed my life. A must read for everyone who wishes to experience absolutely beauty.

Best book I've ever read. Excellent thesis. Masterful supporting details. A+ all around. Truly convincing.

Read this book as bedtime story for my 5 year old son who loved Luigi. Both of us really enjoyed it - probably in different ways as I don't think he got most of the humour. I am hoping more copies will arrive so I can buy as a gift to my brother!

Dieses Buch ist einfach eine wunderbare Hommage an Luigi, die ewige Nummer 1.Alles sehr lustig, wenn auch einfach geschrieben. Man merkt dass der Verfasser eigendlich nicht geplant hatte das „Buch“ zu veröffentlichen aber als Geschenk für, vor allem Luigi liebhaber, ist es echt super!

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