Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4"

We pranked our son with this and his wife and kids laughed so hard. We wet it and placed it on a piece of toilet paper. Our son grabbed the Lysol and everything. We all laughed till we cried. We didn’t put it on the toilet but on the floor. Even the dog went and smelled it. It doesn’t stink but it does look close to real. Highly recommend. The whole family wanted one so we just ordered 3 more.

Great birthday gift

I have received Hilarious responses to this very realistic artwork.

Not the most realistic looking, but not bad.

looks real from a distance; left it on a friends toilet; after originally being mad when he first saw it, he got a good laugh when he realized it was fake

Looks kinda real from distance but close u can see it's fake....

I bought this to mess with my wife. My plan was to hide it in a litter box so when she scooped she would find it (we're constantly threatening pooping in a litter box at each other in a joking way) and I was going to be like "I finally did it! I pooped in the litter box!" to mess with her.When I got it I saw how small it was (it's literally the size of a regular cat poop) so I never put the plan into action because I don't think she would have even realized it wasn't a cat poop. It's just too small.

Yes, these really work, 100 percent if you put one of the floor beside the toilet. However, be careful. I had to go to the emergency room at 2 a.m. for stitches after of one of these plastic turds caused me to wound myself. (So, boys and girls, do not try this part at home.) I had put the stupid plastic turd in my pants pocket, forgetting I also had a switchblade knife in there. I went upstairs to the bathroom, getting ready for bed. Unbeknownst to me, the turd had pressed the button on the knife, partially opening it in my pocket. As I lowered my pants the blade scraped a long cut, until the tip stuck and like a pole vaulter it dug in deep, severing an artery. There was blood everywhere and it was very difficult to apply pressure with one hand, while hobbling around with my pants around my ankles looking for my 30-years-old box of band aid stuff. I am not exaggerating, there was blood squirting and it was quite a mess. I live alone so I ended up with gobs of cotton (absolutely worthless in this situation) and two washcloths taped around my leg. I drove myself to the ER where there was a great amount of curiosity over how I could have done this. Long story short, DO NOT put one of these turds in your pocket if you have a switchblade in there.