1313: Bermuda Triangle

Unique take on the triangle.

If I could give this waste of time less than one star, I would. I still have no idea what it was about. After 20 minutes of watching ocean waves and three guys wandering through an empty house asking if anyone was home, I turned it off. During that 20 minutes each fool is struck by some fake looking electric bolt and then each one is shown wearing only his shorts and tied up and bound to some object. They writhe in fake agony while the camera jumps in and out over each one's body for a ridiculous amount of time. After more ocean waves, another shirtless dude is walking on the beach with another guy who he summarily kills by braining him with a tree trunk. What little dialog there is is inaudible. Don't waste your time on this bomb.

Like all the 1313 films, there's a lot of shots of the eye candy wandering around the same house only to never appear again. The actual plot (thin as it is) has some amusing elements but let's be frank, you're not watching this for the story. Enjoy the eye candy!

This movie should not have been filmed. It was so bad I could not even tell you what was all about. All they have are some guys with muscles.

Another Decoteu movie, not that different from the rest

They are the worst collection of movies. They all appear to be the same. Wolfe Videos really fell down here.

Oh my, THAT was really bad! I'm sure you have to see for yourself what is rating such bad reviews, but we told you so!

Nothing positive to say about this movie.

All the men are very good looking, with partial nudity. The plot and acting were quite good. The first reason of course will be why most people will watch these movies.