Cat Jewel

I bought this “gem” for my dear friends cat. Because every cat in the world needs a gem to cover their anus. The cat hates it, but my friend and his boyfriend and I have all gotten a kick out of it. My friend wrapped it and gave it to his boyfriend as a birthday gift and at first, he was confused. He didn’t understand why anyone would want to decorate that part of the cat. We explained that it isn’t so much for the cat’s benefit, but for the humans that have to watch the cat walk around... An anus cover is a great idea for covering the anus of a cat. My friend dared me to write a review and challenged me to use the word anus as many times as possible. So, I will gladly say that the anus jewel is a great purchase if you’re bored like we were and need some entertainment during quarantine. It is also a great purchase, if your just one of those folks who dig decorating cat anuses. (Idk I’m sure it’s a thing.) anyway. Since we have watched everything Netflix and Hulu and Prime have to offer, I guess we’ll continue to watch the bejeweled anus of the wonderfully amiable Jessica. (Jessica is the cat. The cat who’s anus we have decorated. I also made her hats. Oy. I need some new hobbies)

This brought joy to everyone! My cat didn't notice it was there

This product is absolute garbage. The “jewel” is plastic and it is hot glued onto a piece of silvery plastic. It is something you’d get from those prize dispensers outside the grocery store that you put a quarter into and receive a plastic shell with a toy inside. It is exactly the same thing you’d get in a package of party favors or on top of a cupcake. It comes on a string that is silver and stretchy. It went into the trash the day it arrived. It is also a choking hazard if you have small kids around.

Too small for humans...FYI.

Love it but my Kiki too fat.

This really spruced up my dog’s appearance. Now she’s got all da mans

Great prank on the parents!

My cats hate it