🚗 Drive Bold, Stay Sarcastic — Let Your Bumper Do the Talking!
This 10in x 3in Rogue River Tactical bumper sticker features a humorous 'The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive' quote, crafted from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl made in the USA. Designed for easy peel-and-stick application, it fits cars, trucks, boats, RVs, and more, making it the perfect gift for sarcastic drivers who want to make a bold statement on the road.
A**R
Great product
Great quality, looks good, size was right, funny, easy to apply, sticks on well.
M**T
Really worth having!
It really helps keep distance between me and the person following me!!!
J**N
This works
I originally bought this after a scary road-rage incident on the highway. I was being tailgated in heavy traffic by an irate woman I could see screaming at me in my rearview mirror. Having no way to switch lanes, I decided to slow down behind the truck to my side so that I could. That infuriated the lady behind me so much that she quickly swerved to the right into the middle lane as I was trying to get over, and then swung ahead of me and slammed on her brakes. She actually ran me off the road for me avoiding slamming into the back of her car going over 70 MPH. After that, I wanted a bumper sticker to put an end to that kind of nonsense. I didn’t want something snarky or too funny, but something that gets the point across that if you want to tailgate me, then I am not going to go any faster. Before I put this on my car, I would get tailgated regularly on my morning commute, but after, I’ll even see drivers notice the bumper sticker and decide to put a little distance between us. It’s worked so well that I am ordering a second one to replace the first, which has had some wear and tear the past couple of years.
S**E
Like it
Love it, people follow to close sometimes. Makes me crazy
D**B
Bumper sticker
Gave this to my husband for a gift. He loved it.
D**Y
It’s alright
It looks really nice, print is really clear. Perfect size. It was easy to stick but didn’t really stay down after it rained so I’m a little disappointed that I paid money for it to last a couple of days.
S**A
Style
Great price and sizeLooks good on my car
F**E
Big enough to be seen
Big enough to be seen, small enough not to block my view inside my rear windshield.
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