Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size

Great fun item to complete my fancy dress costume

Far too big to fit on my face. Ridiculously flimsy. Not worth buying

It's not particularly durable, the plastic falls out of the rubber frame alot- nearly lost it a few times, but it's a cheap monacle, you get what you pay for. As for educational value I don't really know where that fits in, other than educating people in being more gentlemenly its not really got any educational value but I don't see that as a bad thing - I only needed it as a gag gift and it did what it needed to do so overall I'm happy with it!

Arrived promptly.Design:The monocle is basically a small clear bit of plastic inside a rubber ring which has a bit of string attached to it.The rubber ring comes off the plastic disc fairly easily, which is quite annoying.The clear disc is quite scratched and hard to see through. Which is very annoying, but then it is a toy.I'd recommend getting the monocle a few days before the event it is needed for. This is so that you can practise using it - I found that it can use quite a few eyebrow muscles (muscles that I didn't realise where there!)Fun:It was great fun. I bought the monocle for a laugh at a social event. It went down a treat and garnered lots of laughs.The fun definitely outweighs the quality of the product :D

My friend (who is sadly single and lives with his cat that keeps weeing everywhere) needed a monocle for his own mental wellbeing and of course, to be successful in the relationship department.This monocle did the job as a great pick me up (small joke gift) and was great value for the laughs of it all.I would make the crass joke that his flat is full of pussy, but it’s still the cat that’s weeing everywhere, but it definitely improved his wellbeing and I know his life is better for having the monocle in it.Also- the review keeps prompting me to mention how thick it is, and the thickness of it. So thick is this monocle (I don’t know if it’s thick? Why does a fake monocle need to be thick?!)Thank you for the monocle. You’ve done a top job of making my mate look like he needs some glasses for just the one eye. And that is what everyone needs right now <3

I can't get it to stay in - I'd say it's slightly too big and slightly too flexible.It's about the quality of a cracker toy. I won't be using it but for £2 not sure what I expected. This would cost pennies to make and package on the flip side.Skip.

As a woman I have never been able to grow a really good moustache. Then I bought this (based on the photo of the man with the bushy black stunner under his top lip) and now have a full, glossy, tash-tastic top lip. Then I realised that I was actually buying just a monocle and my moustache fell out. I recommend this if you want a really good tash but don't know you're not buying one.

Waste of money, went straight in the bin. Very flimsy meaning it would not stay in place.