BISSELL PowerTrak Compact Upright Vacuum Cleaner in Black/Lime

Let me begin by saying this vacuum is perfectly functional. It works just fine. However, under no circumstances should anyone buy this product. Why you ask? Because the sound it makes roughly approximates to the sound of 1000 orphans being tortured in the penultimate circle of hell. My house used to be haunted, until I purchased this vacuum. The poor poltergeist reluctantly informed me that he could no longer bear the torment of this God forsaken vacuum. By all means, if you wish for an auditory preview of eternal damnation, buy this vacuum.

I own this vacuum and Brett is completely right. I wish there was a way to communicate directly with him, but I just want to say that is the greatest review I've ever seen on Amazon. I wish I knew where you were I would buy you a beer.