The Wickeds

This is about some kids that go to a supposedly haunted house where a low budget horror movie is being filmed. At the same time, some grave robbers dig up a corpse in a nearby cemetery in order to steal a valuable amulet. This causes all the bodies in the cemetery to come to life, the grave robbers run to the house the kids are in, and everybody runs around frantically until the end.I really wasn't expecting much when I got this; it looked like an extremely low budget haunted house / zombie movie. I was prepared for the usual bad acting, bad writing, and ridiculous plot. What I wasn't prepared for was the utterly amateurish camerawork - you can literally get seasick watching this thing. I believe it was filmed by a guy who drank a pint of Jack Daniels, sprained his ankle, and then picked up a handheld video camera and staggered and stumbled around for the entire duration of the production. And let's not forget the sound either. While it's not uncommon to be unable to hear what the characters are saying because the microphone was too far away, you do get the sound of their footsteps loud and clear (through the rear speakers for some reason). And then there's the whole comedy angle the thing goes for - when the zombies attack, we're treated to a nu-metal soundtrack blasting through the speakers, complete with that silly cookie monster singing. There are a lot more attempts at comedy, they all fall entirely flat.Now, I could probably live through all this, but it has to go even further. Almost all the characters spend the last half of the movie screaming frantically at each other. Oh boy, is this ever a joy to sit through. The only two characters who don't engage in this festival of supreme annoyance are one of the grave robbers, who sits in a chair making deadpan comments and ordering people around, and the blond girl, who is the only one to keep a cool head. She's the only likable character in the whole movie.The single redeeming quality about this mess is a long make-out scene between a girl in pink underwear and her boyfriend. Those pink undies are really the star of the movie.

Farm house near a cemetery and zombies. Not exactly a unique idea. Ron Jeremy plays a grave robber which causes multiple resurrections including a girl the buried naked. Farm house was converted to a haunted house film set, but didn't seem to add much.Film attempted to be a horror-comedy but script was flat.Guide; F-word, sex, nudity (Elizabeth Riggs)

Any horror movie with Ron Jeremy, you can expect it to be a total cheesefest. It is ok. It is B-horror and you can tell by the acting and cinematography. Only reason I gave it 3 stars was because half the movie keeps going back and forth to this couple going at it. She is extremely hot. They just don't show her naked though which for this type of movie is disappointing.Overall a fun little slasher flick as long as you aren't expecting this to be anything more than a B-Horror.

Let me start by saying IF you see Ron Jeremy listed as an actor in ANY film: About a 90% chance you can forget it right there on the spot. Just find something, basically anything, else to watch. For those who aren't "in the know" Jeremy is a former porn actor. He couldn't act his way out of my Great Aunt's hatbox. At this point, if memory serves, he's locked up on multiple rape charges. The other so called actors all sucked no acting ability of any sort whatsoever. I've seen high school drama students who could act better than the idiots in this film.Everything pretty much takes place in some old, small two story house. Special effects were pathetic. I could use chicken blood and entrails with better results than the clowns who made this film. I watched about one third of it then got tired of wasting my time. If you paid for this you really shot yourself in the foot. Don't bother watching it because I'd equivicate it with a dentist drilling into one of your teeth and hitting a nerve.

Not a movie you cancel your plans to stay home and watch. But they kept bad language to a minimum and people kept their clothes on, which I appreciate.

Very wicked,creepy movie

This movie wasen't quit what I thought it would be. But, it wasen't that bad. Sure the acting was bad and the special effects weren't the greatest. It was a low budget movie! I still enjoyed it. I have seen worse.

Bryan Donoghue is awesome!

A low budget movie with some very good blood scenes and special effects, also quite funny in parts. A movie to watch again in maybe 2 months time.

Der Film ist so schlecht, dass er (fast) schon wieder gut ist. Ein abgetakelter Pornodarsteller aus der VHS Zeit versucht sich als Grabräuber, klaut aus einem Grab ein Amulett und weckt damit die Zombies auf. Er und sein Kollege retten sich in die obligatorische Hütte, wo sich ein paar Jugendliche eingenistet haben. Dort läuft gerade eine Art "Softporno", wobei der Junge von einer Kameraeinstellung zur anderen die Hosen an, oder ausgezogen hat. Die Zombies sind sehr "universell" - also Zombie und Vampier in einem.Abgesehen von den alten Porno"profis", sind die Darsteller von übelster Güte. Die Dialoge sind so dünn, dass man durchsehen kann. Am besten hätte der Regisseur ein paar eindeutige zwischenmenschliche Begegnungen als FSK 18 höchst eindeutig dargestellt. Dann würde der Film zum Trashporno im Stil der 80er "aufsteigen".Für den Preis ist der Film allemal einen Lacher wert.